genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

(via phobias)

fantastcbeasts:

you’re lying if you say you’ve never recorded yourself singing because you were sure you had talent and were so deeply disappointed that you just deleted the recording and pretended it never happened 

(via keep-away-reality)

deansloverboy:

snapchatting:

a $15 gift card to Louis Vuitton

*buys a piece of dust floating in the air*

(via precumming)